Помните,в мюзикле "Чикаго" есть такое обылденное Танго,которое все бабы-заключенные исполняют практически за решеткой....  SOUNDTRACK : Chicago 
 Cell Block Tango 
 [liz] 
 Pop 
 [annie] 
 Six 
 [june] 
 Squish 
 [hunyak] 
 Uh uh 
 [velma] 
 Cicero 
 [mona] 
 Lipschitz! 
 [liz] 
 Pop 
 [annie] 
 Six 
 [june] 
 Squish 
 [hunyak] 
 Uh uh 
 [velma] 
 Cicero 
 [mona] 
 Lipschitz! 
 [liz] 
 Pop 
 [annie] 
 Six 
 [june] 
 Squish 
 [hunyak] 
 Uh uh 
 [velma] 
 Cicero 
 [mona] 
 Lipschitz! 
 [all] 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had himself to blame 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 [velma] 
 I betcha you would have done the same! 
 [liz] 
 Pop 
 [annie] 
 Six 
 [june] 
 Squish 
 [hunyak] 
 Uh uh 
 [velma] 
 Cicero 
 [mona] 
 Lipschitz! 
 [liz (spoken)] 
 You know how people 
 Have these little habits 
 That get you down. like bernie. 
 Bernie like to chew gum. 
 No, not chew. pop. 
 Well, I came home this one day 
 And I am really irritated, and 
 Looking for a little sympathy 
 And there'e bernie layin' 
 On the couch, drinkin' a beer 
 And chewin'. no, not chewin'. 
 Poppin'. so, I said to him, 
 I said, bernie, you pop that 
 Gum one more time... 
 And he did. 
 So I took the shotgun off the wall 
 And I fired two warning shots... 
 ...into his head. 
 [girls] 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had himself to blame 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 I betcha you would 
 Have done the same! 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had himself to blame 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 I betcha you would 
 Have done the same! 
 [all] 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had himself to blame 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 I betcha you would 
 Have dome the same! 
 [annie (spoken)] 
 I met ezekiel young from 
 Salt lake city about two years ago 
 And he told me he was single 
 And we hit it off right away. 
 So, we started living together. 
 He'd go to work, he'd come home, i'd 
 Mix him a drink, we'd have dinner. 
 Well, it was like heaven in 
 Two and a half rooms. 
 And then I found out, 
 Single he told me? 
 Single, my ass. not only 
 Was he married 
 ...oh, no, he had six wives. 
 One of those mormons, you know. so that 
 Night, when he came home, I mixed him 
 His drink as usual. 
 You know, some guys just can't hold 
 Their arsenic. 
 [girls] 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had himself 
 To blame 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 I betcha you would 
 Have done the same 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had himself 
 To blame 
 If you'd have been there 
 If yo'd have seen it 
 I betcha you would 
 Have done the same! 
 [liz,annie,june,mona] 
 Hah! he had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He took a flower 
 In it's prime 
 And then he used it 
 And he abused it 
 It was a murder 
 But not a crime! 
 [velma and hunyak] 
 Pop, six, squish, uh-uh 
 Cicero, lipschitz 
 [june (spoken)] 
 Now, I'm standing in the kitchen 
 Carvin' up the chicken for dinner, 
 Minding my own business, 
 And in storms my husband wilbur, 
 In a jealous rage. 
 You been screwin' the milkman, 
 He says. he was crazy 
 And he kept screamin', 
 You been screwin the milkman. 
 And then he ran into my knife. 
 He ran into my knife ten times! 
 [girls] 
 Pop,six, 
 Squish,uh-uh, 
 Cicero,lipschitz 
 Pop, six, 
 Squish,uh-uh, 
 Cicero,lipschitz 
 Pop,six, 
 Squish,uh-uh, 
 Cicero,lipschitz 
 [all] 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 I betcha you would have done the same! 
 [hunyak (spoken)] 
 Mit kersek, en itt? azt mondjok, 
 Hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg 
 Lecsaptam a fejet. de nem igaz, en artatlan 
 Vagyok. nem tudom mert mondja 
 Uncle sam hogy en tettem. probaltam 
 A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg... 
 [june (spoken)] 
 Yeah, but di you do it? 
 [hunyak] 
 Uh uh, not guilty! 
 [velma] 
 My sister, veronica and 
 I did this double act 
 And my husband, charlie, 
 Used to travel round with us. 
 Now, for the last number in 
 Our act, we did these 20 acrobatic 
 Four,five...splits, spread eagles, 
 Back flips,flip flops, 
 One right after the other. 
 Well, this one night we were in cicero, 
 The three of us, sittin' up 
 In a hotel room, boozin' and 
 Havin' a few laughs and 
 We ran out of ice. 
 So I went out to get some. 
 I come back, open the door 
 And there's veronica and 
 Charlie doing number seventeen- 
 The spread eagle. 
 [girls] 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had 
 Himself to blame. 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it tricks in a row, 
 One,two,three, 
 I betcha 
 You would 
 Have done 
 The same! 
 He had 
 It coming 
 He had it coming... 
 Well, I was in such a state of shock, 
 I completely blacked out.i can't remember a thing. 
 It wasn't until later, 
 When I was washing the blood off my hands 
 I even knew they were dead. 
 They had it coming 
 They had it coming 
 They had it coming all along 
 I didn't do it 
 But if I'd done it 
 How could you tell me that I was wrong? 
 [velma] 
 They had it coming 
 [girls] 
 They had it coming 
 [velma] 
 They had it coming 
 [girls] 
 They had it coming 
 [velma] 
 They had it coming 
 [girls] 
 They took a flower 
 [velma] 
 All along 
 [girls] 
 In it's prime 
 [velma] 
 I didn't do it 
 [girls] 
 And then they used it 
 [velma] 
 But if I'd done it 
 [girls] 
 And they abused it 
 [velma] 
 How could you tell me 
 [girls] 
 It was a murder 
 [velma] 
 That I was wrong? 
 [girls] 
 But not a crime! 
 [mona] 
 I loved alvin lipschitz 
 More than I can possibly say. 
 He was a real artistic guy... 
 Sensitive... a painter. 
 But he was troubled. 
 He was always trying 
 To find himself. 
 He'd go out every night 
 Looking for himself 
 And on the way 
 He found ruth, 
 Gladys, 
 Rosemary and irving. 
 I guess you can say we broke 
 Up because or artistic differences. 
 He saw himself as alive 
 And I saw him dead. 
 [girls] 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had 
 Himself to blame 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 I betcha 
 You would 
 Have done 
 The same! 
 [all] 
 The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum 
 The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum 
 [liz,annie,mona] 
 They had it comin' 
 [velma,june,hunyak] 
 They had it comin' 
 [liz,annie,mona] 
 They had it comin' 
 [velma,june,hunyak] 
 They had it comin' 
 [liz,annie,mona] 
 They had it comin' 
 [velma,june,hunyak] 
 They had it comin' 
 [liz,annie,mona] 
 All along 
 [velma,june,hunyak] 
 All along 
 'cause if they used us 
 'cause if they used us and they abused us 
 And they abused us 
 [liz,annie,mona] 
 How could you tell us 
 [velma,june,hunyak] 
 How could you tell us that we were wrong? 
 That we were wrong? 
 He had it coming 
 He had it coming 
 He only had 
 Himself 
 To blame. 
 If you'd have been there 
 If you'd have seen it 
 I betcha 
 You would 
 Have done 
 The same! 
 [liz (spoken)] 
 You pop that gum one more time! 
 [annie (spoken)] 
 Single my ass. 
 [june (spoken)] 
 Ten times! 
 [hunyak (spoken)] 
 Miert csukott uncle same bortonbe. 
 [velma (spoken)] 
 Number seventeen-the spread eagle. 
 [mona (spoken)] 
 Artistic differences. 
 [all] 
 I betcha you would have done the same!